How Conversations Usually Go in College

A: Greeting.

B: Greeting, offers food.

A: polite question.

B: Polite answer.

A: Comment, innuendo.

B: Laughs, another innuendo.

C: Disgust.

B: Funny story relating to innuendo.

A: Laughs, unrelated funny story.

C: Tells fact or news story related to funny story.

B: Relates to innuendo.

C: Rolls eyes.

A: Laughs.

Repeat.