A: Ojalá que yo no esté embarazada.
(llama a B) Quiero que vengas a mi casa pronto. Es importante que te diga algo.
(B entra)
B: ¿Qué pasó? Temo que algo malo haya pasado.
A: Sí. No creo que vayas a estar feliz cuando me escuches, y espero que no me odies.
B: Dudo que sea tan malo.
A: Pues, estoy embarazada port u novio, Tomás.
B: ¿Mi novio?? Ojalá que estés mintiendo. No creo que puedas haver esto.
A: Deseo que me perdones.
B: Dudo que jamás te perdone.
C: ¿Qué pasó? Deseo que se callen.
B: Me enoja que su hija no sea leal.
C: No me gusta que estés enojada. Es necesario que te calmes.
B: Pero está embarazada con el bebe de mi novio, Tomás!
(sale)
C: ¿Qué??? Espero que esté mintiendo, porque sí no…
A: No, es la verdad.
C: Es importante que vayamos al doctor ahora mismo. Temo que estés en peligro.
A: Ay caramba.
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Espero que FIDESZ (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fidesz_%E2%80%93_Hungarian_Civic_Union) gane los elecciónes si eso es que preguntaste en mi blog.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fidesz_%E2%80%93_Hungarian_Civic_Union
Why did you block me from following your blog?
I didn't block you from following. Is something wrong with the application thing?
Wow. I can't understand any of it. =P
The last part makes me laugh (for real) ^_^ I say that phrase sometimes when things go "whoosh," and it's kind of refreshing to see it here.
Why did you write this one? I didn't know you wrote mini-skits in your free time :P What other talents are you hiding?
I actually wrote it for school and I thought it was worthy of this blog. Tomás is a real person in our class, and he's dating person A! Of course she's not really pregnant though.
Ahh - yeah, I was like "WHOA, is person A real too?!?" But then you answered my question.
That's pretty awesome! Was this written for an assignment or something?
yeah, we had to do a skit in Spanish so I was working with person A and her friend and we (really I, because they, unfortunately, are not gifted with languages) wrote this. It got a few laughs...
Naturally :]
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