Uncle Bob, on Hector's writing: He spent the first 2 days rending his clothing.
Hector: The altoid box is a nice kettle to cook the ants in.
Me: I killed a mosquito! Where's my next victim?
Hector: We should steal their bikes and leave the canoes!
Uncle Joe: I forgot the poptarts so we're going to toast granola bars for breakfast.
Hector: Put goggles on me and pour deet over my head.
Sign: Campsite 6. No camping.
Uncle Joe: Spring, can you ram through this beaver dam?
Me: What's tomorrow's dinner, freeze-dried venison?
Spring: How do you go the wrong way down a one-way river??
Spring: Do you think those boyscouts know how to put up a tent?
Uncle Joe: So Uncle Bob, what's your opinion? Where should we camp? How do you look at it?
Uncle Bob: Like this( crosses eyes and sticks out tongue)
Uncle Joe: Hector, Maria has already declared that you lost the argument.
Me: Austin! I have a present for you!
Austin: What?
Me: You get to pack up our tent.
Uncle Bob: My shoes are almost dry! They're still lukedamp.
Spring, on Uncle Joe's steering: You change your mind 5 times and then crash into a rock.
Me, to Uncle Joe and Uncle Bob: Hello, wallets.
Hector, when playing I Doubt It: 4 aces.
Uncle Joe: You just put down five cards!
Hector; Fine. 5 aces.
2 comments:
i LOVED reading the quotes! Sounds like u had a great time!!!
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Nothing like the great outdoors, but I hear you get very big fish over there. Swimming in rivers can be hazardous, I gather. You never said where all this happened. I like a sense of place.
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