1. Said boyfriend must live no more than fifteen minutes away. Dads are chauffeurs, of course, but they like to pretend they're not. Anyone who lives more than fifteen minutes away must be crossed off from the list of possible boyfriends.
2. He must live more than three minutes away. Otherwise his house will be in range when your dad finds out you're dating him.
3. He must not be skinny! Yes, dads are sensititive too, and they don't like to feel fat. So in order to make himself feel better your dad will not allow you to be seen with a boyfriend who is skinnier than he is.
4. No family friends. If your dad already knows the guy you like, exclude him. Your dad will do nothing but complain the whole relationship about how you picked such a stupid idiot. When you roll your eyes, he will point out that he knows from past experiences with your boyfriend how idiotic he is, and therefore how idiotic you are.
5. No one unknown. If you pick someone unknown, your dad will not allow you out of sight because he will assume that your man is an ax murderer. Wrongly.
6. In fact, your dad will forbid dating altogether. Don't listen to him.
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4 comments:
lol. Love this! Add more!
Hahahaha... I especially like number two X)
The last one ties everything up nicely.
Did you make this list up? If you did, it's pretty amusing =]
While I was reading this I thought that by the end no one remains and you see it was the joke at the end. :P
Lol. Ha ha bonk (head fell off)
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