Today I was babysitting a five year old kid. We started by being dinosaurs with laser blasters that had to shoot carnivores. Eventually we became Darth Maul (him) and Darth Vader (me) and we were fighting rebel soldiers. I was blasted in the side so he said "come lay down and I'll fix you." So he tied my ankles together, hooked my watch onto a bike rack, filled a bucket with water and put it on my stomach, and then put a tent stake under my head as a pillow.
End of story.
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