Author's note: none of these really describe my mom, but at least they rhyme!
There once was a wonderful mommy
who only ate cheese and salami.
She said "I forsook
all that I could cook
'Cause I'm deathly afraid of pastrami."
There once was a wonderful mother
who loved us so much she would smother.
When we asked her to stop
with a skip and a hop
she said "mow I shall pester my brother."
My mother deserved to be coddled
in between times that she modeled.
Alas all the corn
gave her only scorn
now she keeps her feelings bottled.
2 comments:
What a fun rhyme tempo! Your phrases are so funny XD
Did you mean "now" instead of "mow" when you said: 'he said "mow I shall pester my brother."'?
Teehee, the word verification is "smoriami" - it would totally fit into your poem :)
Happy Belated Mother's Day to your mum! It's never too late to show how much she's appreciated ^_^
Yes, I did mean now. lol
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