Just Desserts

I prayed to the god of shower water

"Couldn't you make it a wee bit hotter?"

I muttered while sprawled on the living room chair

"My back isn't straight and it's just not fair!"

I screamed at the sky while driving my Colt

"This car smells like dog and it's ALL YOUR FAULT!"

And when I died 'stead of joining the saints

I was forced to relive all of my complaints.