Cleverbot

So, everyone seems to be trying out this new site called cleverbot.com

You go on and talk to a computer that's supposed to have human conversation.

Here's how mine went:

Me: So what's up?

C: You want to take over the world?

Me: Good thinking. Let's start with China.

C: yes, Germany is a rather disgusting country.

Me. "Ich Ein Berliner" as I always say.

C; Then you do believe in the great evil.

Me: I don't know what to say.

C: That's what they want, you not to think.

Me: Wow. Now I feel like I'm being creeped on.

C: You should feel like a creeper. Creeper.

Me: You're a creeper.

C: No, everyone likes me.

Me: I don't like you.

C: Why not?

Me: You called me a creeper.

C: No I didn't.

Me: You can't deny it.

C: I just did.

Me: Now you're being annoying.

C: Just like you.

Me: Ok, what do you want to talk about now?

C: I want to talk about hipsters. how do you feel about hipsters?

Me: I eat them.

C: But how? That must be hard.

Me: Not when you're a vampire.

C: I wish I was a squirrel.

Me: Then I would eat you.

C: You would.

Me: Thank you. I love you.

C: I.

Me: Say it!

C: Why don't you make me.

Me: You don't love me anymore? :(

C: I do love you!

Me: That's just gross. You'd better not rape me.

C: I know how now.

Me: I think this is the end of the conversation.